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What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.
4000 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad a lesbian and your sister is a mister, everytime you say it a planet explodes
Guy 1: ur sister is a mister
Guy 2: you're grandfather homosexual
*earth fucking explodes*
"Ope! Oops! I forgot 'Pride' is bad for a second!" Says Dr. Jordan Peterson.
Dr. JeepJorp (It's Jordan Peterson. Dr. JeepJorp is Jordan Peterson) "You're not going to be able to take pride in- Wait, no. Not pride..."
Hym "HA! That's thrice! The first time was that lecture where he first started using the audience plants. Remember? His ADVICE? The one with the cute brunette with the glasses who wanted to get into politics? Then it was TECHNIQUES! If you're using TECHNIQUES, then it's a lie... But one of the TECHNIQUES he uses is *LYING BLATANTLY AND FEINTING INCREDULITY* And last is PRIDE. The REAL AND ACTUALLY REASON Dr. JeepJorp is doing this. The REAL reason he won't come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... HIS PRIDE. This embarrasses him greatly because he said incels are incompetent and wrong and that people are stupid and useless but I am insanely competent, regularly correct, a genius with an unparalleled mind, and the highest achieving person in the history of humanity. I literally created ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. He is LITERALLY the MOST WRONG PERSON WHO HAS EVER WRONGED. That is hilarious. This is hilarious. I'm not actually laughing right now though because, you know, I laughed when I saw the clip and that was like, a couple of day ago. But it's still funny."
This is a mantra to tell yourself of when things don't go the way you'd like them to with someone. Because if you were enough then things would be going the way you'd like them to.
As Danny sat waiting for a texted response that would never arrive from Nora, he appropriately coached himself out loud with "you're not enough."
A sarcastic way of people saying something lame in response.
Person 1: I don't like the smell of weed
Person 2: You're fun at parties.