A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
Lemont High school is one big school in a boring town where half the time you go to the bathroom you see a kid hitting his nic stick 3000. everytime you walk in the hallway you see a group of trumpies and whole emo band.
what school you go to.
Lemont high school
lol get fucked
Lemont High school is one big school in a boring town where half the time you go to the bathroom you see a kid hitting his nic stick 3000. everytime you walk in the hallway you see a group of trumpies and whole emo band.
what school you go to.
Lemont high school
lol get fucked
coon rapids high school is ghetto asf and the kids there are really weird and wear black carhart hats
yo did you see donald trump
yeah he must go to coon rapids high school
When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.
My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.
It’s when a girl lays on her belly and holds her legs together and the man inserts on top, and the girl twerks or Gyrates while the man is inside
I banged heather like on a Alabama high dive
After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…
Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”