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The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.
On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
One of three high schools in fairfield california. built in 2000 its the newest yet already the most crowded high school in the county at around 2500 students. In recent years theyve made it a point to retain its best high school in the city status by just upping the standards on its progressively under achieving students along with combating its drug problem which disappeared after x got boring for everyone seemingly all at once. this only led to more under achievement, a still huge drop out rate, gaining the nickname "hell". this all came from an incompetent administration that put disiplin before education. all led by principal gillespie's tyranicall war on drugs which included inocent good students persecuted by association and many illegal searches conducted by an administration not qualifyed or certified legally to do so, and a students rights simpilly refused to them all under the supervision of campus officer dan hattsle. much of the time this is because the students dont know theyre being take advantage of. such conduct discusted so many teachers with souls that (spare a few) all the quality teachers that made rodreguez a great school in the first place left for better schools and better pay. if your an incoming student or considering coming to rodreguez think it over. your basic rights will be in danger of not even existing and many of the best teachers are gone.
did you hear about that chick that got expelled from Rodreguez High School for bits of weed at the bottom of her purse
what the fuck!?! they ruined her chances at ever going to a 4 year college for that
ya and all she was doing when they decided to search her was standing with her friends down the street before school
arrogance used to cope with the indirect and direct fears of death
grandson: "What makes grandpa think he knows more than us about politics? he just watches the news."
grandma: "oh, he's just on his high hearse sweetie, don't listen to him."
You don't know what's in store
But you know what you're here for
Close your eyes, lay yourself beside me
Hold tight for this ride
We don't need no protection
Come alone, we don't need attention
Open your hand, take a glass
Don't be scared, I'm right here
Even though, you don't roll
Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
Take it off, you want it off
'Cause I know what you're feeling
It's okay, girl, I feel it too
Let it be, baby breathe
I swear I'm right here
We'll be good, I promise, we'll be so good, ayy
Open your hand, take a glass
Don't be scared, I'm right here
Even though, you don't roll
Trust me girl, you wanna be high for this
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
You wanna be high for this
You wanna be high for this
Ooh, whoa
You wanna be high for this, yeah
You wanna be high for this
- The Weeknd‼️
The weeknd high for this Spotify
When you’re talking to someone while high on marijuana/hashish, and you have a short conversation after which there is a long pause, where both people are thinking about what was just said, until one of you say something.
Tommy: Bro J.I.D does kind of sound like Kendrick Lamar though
Jimmy: Are you crazy? I’ve released farts that sound more like Kendrick than J.I.D does
*long pause (2-4 mins) where both are thinking about what was being discussed*
Jimmy: Damn bro we had another high moment
Tommy: Shit, you’re right
*both burst out in laughter*
*another high moment*
a place where a dude ate a bees nest (see reviews for Mount Gambier High School for context)
Person 1: What high school do you go to?
Person 2: Mount Gambier High School
Person 1: L
Mount Rainier High School is a school located in Bum Fuck, Washington, which is also known as des moines MRHS is the worst school, the football team sucks ass can't win the homecoming game headass the volley ball team aint shit only reason why people go is to see ass and most of the sports just be boring, the school it self is biggest clown in Washington most of the teachers are more attractive, than most kids in the school, just like the school all the students are clowns, you got a whole bunch of people, fake gangsters the 6'2 white boys with 2 inch dicks and that one nigga wearing fake louis vuitton shit you got the nerd bitches who lose there virginity at the age never, the stoner niggas who the only good heads here cuz they set off the fire alarm getting us outta class and the annoying ass gay kids who be shoving the dumbass bullshit down our throats frfr the girls at mount so flat that all the boys got a porn addiction but all the boys deadass think they the shit for walking with the black forces the dumb ass student store only serves pizza cuz thats what everyone wants @all the pigs at the school that have more fat rolls then ass , assemblies sound like if travis scott tried to rap porn the dances are shit cuz mount cant do shit right they try to be family friendly when they know the school full of hoes and bitch niggas
mount rainier is a whole ass circus this made by kennedy gang cuz we aint no bitch niggas
1: u go to mount rainier high school?
2:that one school that filled with hoes n thirsty ass bitches
1: yeah that one
2: hell nah i aint no bitch in the circus that breaks vending machines and wears fake gucci slides