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mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017


Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources

My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.

by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024


Throat cancer

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.

Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025


Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021


Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

by cgorange November 28, 2021


Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

by matèeeeee September 12, 2016


Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.

"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."

by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019