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The process / game involving inserting one finger in your partners Vagina at some point during the day (should she be walking around naked etc) then 10-15 minutes later when the act has been somewhat forgotten, insert the same (un washed) into her mouth.
“Ha, you just got fish fingered”.
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The process of searching for Wi-fi. Or the act of searching for Wi-fi in public places such as Starbucks or Mickey D's, usually involves walking the perimeter of your property in search for Wi-fi.
Person 1:I caught a god damn Wi-fisher in my backyard slowing down my internet!!
Person 2:Yeah fucking Wi-fishers are all over
Example 2
Person 1:Where were you yesterday? I went to your house twice.
Person 2:I was Wi-fishing, I found a sweetass spot on my roof, 11 Mbps
Person 1:Fucking Wi-fisher!!!!
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What a dead body becomes after it is creamated; not all that unlike, "worm food" which is what a dead body becomes when it is buried in a graveyard.
It's called fish food because the ashes of dead people are frequently sprinkled into sizable bodies of water such as lakes, harbours, channels, sounds, bays, oceans, etc.
{Aaron): Hey Jimbo, didjya hear that Bernie in Juneau got hosed down last weekend?
{Jimbo}: Yeah, he became fish food a couple of days ago; I think that the video of Bernie's parents sprinkling his ashes in Gastineau Channel is on YouTube by now -- if they have YouTube in Alaska anyway.
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Fish hands is a breed of fish from the Polymixiidae family, though unlike its biological relatives, who live among the tropical waters of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, Fish hands is found around the borders of photos of randoms on Facebook. Fish hands survive off modern culture and thrive in strong social situations.
Procedure:
1. In achieving our goal, members of Fish Hands must perform the following for mad props and points.
1.1 When a photo is being taken of you, Fish Hands = points.
1.2 When a photo is being taken of somebody near you, leaning in for Fish Hands = more points.
2. The hailing of props is judged so accordingly.
2.1 The less you know the person within the photo, the larger the props.
2.2 The less you know the person taking the photo, the larger the props.
2.3 Props are awarded in varieties of mad, wicked, gnarly, etc and judged so on a case to case basis.
3. The awarding of points is judged so accordingly.
3.1 Owning or contributing to a well maintained Fish Hands album on facefuck is points.
3.2 Having your Fish Hands published on a non-believers facecunt album is epic points.
3.3 The quantity of invaded photos within a random’s facebook album directly relates to the epicness of said points.
3.4 Points are not actually calculated or maintained. Who gives a fuck.
Ultimate goal;
To see fish hands somewhere outside Australia, hence dominating the global market of media.
see teh facebook group for examples
Chris! Another photo ruined by fish hands
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A burnt fish of anysort burnt to the point where noone wants to eat it
son: Ewww im not going to eat that nigger fish. Father: you better eat that nigger fish its the only thing we got. son: But dad its a nigger fish noone eats them these days.
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The mark left on a blanket after a girl has had a wet dream.
Julie's blanket has loads of fish stains
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Slang for a vagina, or of you like, a pussy
I could smell the fish wallet she had in her jeans a mile away.
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