Dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty)

1) The quality of being Dank.

2) The measure of dankness in Cannabis Sensimilia.

example 1) Man this shit has a level of dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) that is through the roof.

example 2) Whoa this shit must have been grown by Mr. Dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) himself.

example 3) Dude this shit ranks a 4.20 on the dankosity (dan-ko-si-ty) scale.

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Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.

Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

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Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

j'ai-dû-dormir-dans-la-goutièrre

I had to sleep in the gutter.

Sleeping in the gutter.

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Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge

French for “I put my balls down your throat.”

Marc: Je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge.
Robert: OK

Hugo: Salut, Sébastien!
Sébastien: Salut, Hugo! peux-je mets mes couilles dans ta gorge?
Hugo: OH VACHEMENT OUIIIII!!!!

Vaca lui Dan Negru la Wow Biz

Vaca Lui Dan Negru La Wow Biz is a Romanian reply invented by a girl named Rebeca that is used especially by people who have watched Wow Biz at least once and those who admire Dan Negru.In english this would be Dan Negru’s Cow at Wow Biz

Stranger:-Hello,What are you doing this year?
Romanian:-Look,Vaca lui Dan Negru la Wow Biz
Stranger:-What?
Romanian:-VACA LUI DAN NEGRU LA WOW BIZ!

More dan a bit on de side doe

The art of being extra

Oh you know Sarah,, she's More dan a bit on de side doe

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