A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.
Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.
Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...
Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.
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to go through your facebook page a delete all the "friends" you haven't contacted since they added you as a friend
Your're cleaning your book today? Your friends list will be cut in half.
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A site which contains bitchy comments about other people, including but not limited to friends, peers, celebrities, politicians, etc.
In a burn book I was called me a stupid whore who sleeps with anything and everything, regardless of sex or species and dead or alive.
A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.
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a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
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When your in a relationship and you two are arguing, the time that some says, "hold on let's get on the same page"
This can be resolved with a book report
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A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.
Man, don't preach to me till your read the Agnostic Book of Caustic.
1) don't just send pictures of random things and blank screens. Show your face
2) don't be gay
3) save your hoes names wisely
Hey check the snapchat rule book