december 13

Taylor Allison Swift is born

friend: when is taylor swift’s birthday

me: december 13th 1989
friend: when’s my birthday

me:why would i know that

under 13

Apparently, you're a stupid little prick with no idea what 1+1 is, so, the very good and totally not infamous COPPA will remove all your human rights, or force people over 13 to fucking make everything kid-friendly (this happened to YouTube).
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.

User: Dude, I'm 12. But I'm matured, don't worry.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.

EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.

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July 13

National sneaky link day;

It’s July 13th you already know that the misses will be alone tonight!

July 13

The day former president Donald J Trump was shot

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers

July 13

Greasy hair retarded ginger.

Anyone born on July 13 is a greasy ginger.

July 13

National Send Soapy topless pics to your partner.

Hey it’s July 13 where’s my pic?

july 13

national tiddy pic day
a day to send ur bsf a pic of ur boobies :D

bsf: hey it’s july 13 where’s my pic