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You can only catcall at boys on this day
A yo bro you looking mighty thicc today you can call out any boy without getting in trouble catcall at boys day October 20
A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.
Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt
haha he likes the Muppets and Ninja Turtles.
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A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.
Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
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A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?
Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.
A radical plan to stimulate our economy that has been rumored to go into effect next year. This plan legalizes weed for one day (4/20) and allows only certain stores to sell whatever kind of food cooked with marijuana they desire. It is a proven fact that pot smokers are on the rise, especially with rappers such as Lil' Wayne who idolize pot smoking. This plan could make for one of America's most profitable days of the year, perhaps even surpassing Christmas!
The Stair Case Kids were just chillin (obviously on the staircase) and they realized that Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan could stimulate the economy and their minds at the same time!
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Grab ur bests gals and pals, head to the nearest icee machine and give out free icees! Make a person smile and then they remember that their mouth is red or blue so they start to cover it and laugh and then cry bc someone did something so nice and they can’t believe that there are nice people in the world instead of a bunch of tusholes! And then u tell them oh don’t cry bc it’s gonna be alright and then they give u a hug and u get really awkward bc u just met the person and u feel a connection but u have no idea if they are stealing from u and then u walk away and u come back the the same place every year for a free icee giveaway!
(June 20 national give icees day .enter bros 1, 2, and 3)
Bro1: you know what we should do today?
Bro2:what bruv?
Bro3: go get icees?
Bro1:yea and give them out for free! Bc it’s
Bro2: bruvs, that’s love , that’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru!