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The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.
"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"
v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
Can mean 1 of 2 things:
a) when a reference to 'muff' is made during conversation. This is called "dropping the muff-bomb"
b) Having the same meaning as a "Fanny Fart" or "Tawt" the releasing of air from woman's vaginal cavity.
Friend 1 - "Bro, have you seen the latest Harry Potter movie?"
Friend 2 - "nah man, not yet... Will catch it after I see the girlfriend, maybe go with her?"
Friend 1 "oh yeah? you gonna go touch the muff are ya?"
Friend 3 - OH what?! - do I smell a Muff-Bomb?"
A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.
Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.
A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw
Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost
When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon
When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya