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Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one (crazy enough) who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.

The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020


Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.

The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020


Slobbing Around Shirt

A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.

B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'

A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest

B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'

by llihp notwen August 31, 2019


International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day

Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.

Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!

by Destroytion October 4, 2022


shirt gap

the rancid gap between a mans gut and his waist

when you try to have a conversation with a dude but you keep getting distracted by his rancid shirt gap.

by itsposthuman June 18, 2017


no shirt gang

Reserved for only highly elite no shirted people in the world. A gang of complete secrecy. If you know, you know or you're just super ripped

member 1; No shirt gang for life
member 2; It's a lifestyle

by hesmorerippedthanher;) May 21, 2019


shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard January 30, 2010