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Meth-mouth full of rotten teeth smells like shit and piss
That little old caveman Alex Rodriguez preys on young girls and boys he's a full blown pedophile
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A daveys is someone who has done or said something stupid without meaning too. An Alex Daveys is a nickname of someone who thinks there cool because of what they say but ends up talking with themselves and playing computer games. They also walk slowly as they will be listening to music or thinking when the next food item will enter their mouths, they concentrate hard when thinking this process and they normally go quite quiet.
Kid 1: How do you spell Hello?
Kid 2: Helo
Kid 1: Your such a daveys!
Kid 2: An Alex Daveys?
Kid 1: Not Yet
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The amazingly gorgeous frontman for All Time Low. Most people think he's a manwhore.
Girl #1:Alex Gaskarth is so hot!
Girl #2: I heard that he's a manwhore.
Girl #1: Who cares?!?
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A person who gets really luck when he plays games or gets really lucky with unboxings and other random drops in games.
Background: playing mini golf game. A Friend or a random quickly without thinking just shoots the ball and it ends up being a hole in one
Alex: watch this boys
(Quickly shoots the ball with random power and angle gets hole in 1)
Jaden: wtf that’s fucking Alex luck right there
Jacob: fucking Alex luck boys
Miguel: what the fuck fham he didn’t even need to think. Fucking Alex luck.
Alex: na boys it’s pure skills. Fucking calculated.
Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.
National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".
Alex K. is a hand game of german origin for 2 or more players.
It is very similar to "Rock, Paper, Scissors" but extends it in 2 ways:
1. In addition to rock, paper and scissors there is the "Stone of Honor" (german Ehrenstein) which ultimately wins the round but may only be used once per player per match.
2. The loser gets "Alex K." written on his arm with a permanent marker.
Person A: Hey wanna play Alex K.?
Person B: Sure, you'll get crushed by the stone of honor
A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.
Alex Seburn doesn’t discriminate, but if he can choose he chooses fried rice.