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When you sneak up on someone sleeping on a flight, and masturbate in his/her hair.
I totally american airlined that chick in 17B.
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1. Someone from the country of India. Although from an immensly crowded native country, when given opportunities, blow people's minds.
2. Wealthiest minority in the USA (richer than caucasians)
3. One who dominates in medical sciences, as well as in engineering fields
4. Minority community with highest university education. 60% of them hold a graduate degree..
5. Someone who calls his country SECULAR, although over 90% are hindu
6. People who dominate the cricket fields n puzzles y Americans dont play Cricket..?? Likes football (soccer).. still wonders y its not popular in america...
7. Watches Bollywood , Tollywood movies a lot...
8. tries hard to date a white girl... n fails miserably....
Jessica : Hey where r u from
rahul : I am from India
Jessica : so u guys r called American Indian..??
Rahul : no we r Indian Americans or Asian Indians as per federal census..
American Indians r native Americans
Jessica: Ho.. is it..??
Rahul: yes... by the way would u like to go to Indian restaurant for dinner tonight..??
Jessica : HO.. thats gr8... but I hav to work on research paper... thank u though... sorry....
Rahul (failed again... i wil do some yoga now)....
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A once great song by Don McLean, which has been ruined with association by that awful teen sex romp movie. Stupid people who only know about the movie should be killed.
The song is about the untimely death of Buddy Holly. It is very interesting, and has many references to rock and roll heroes, such as the Beatles and Bob Dylan.
Stupid person: "Dude I love American Pie!"
Smart person: "Me too! *sings* Bye bye Miss American Pie..."
Stupid person: "Huh? What are you talking about?"
Smart person: "Uh... the song, by Don McLean. That's what we were talking about, right?"
Stupid person: "LOLZ U R SUCH A GAY FAG! I wuz tockin about da movie!"
Smart person: "See ya."
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Euro-Americans are a subset of Americans like all Americans that designates place (Europe) and nationality (American). Other examples are Irish Americans, African Americans. Italian Americans, etc.
Paul is proud of his Euro-American heritage. Euro-Americans represent all nations in Europe.
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A sex move related to the Norwegian Hammer, in which a participant waits at the bottom of a snow-covered hill which features a ramp, and drops their pants. A second participant equips themself with skis and proceeds to the top of the hill. This participant then skis down the hill, and makes a ski jump over the ramp. They must then attempt to penetrate the other participant before making contact with the floor. If they fail in this attempt they are not American.
A variant using a snowboard is known as the 'American Sledgehammer'and requires even greater dexterity
I pulled an american hammer on your sister last night. It was awesome.
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An American who has been living in another country long enough to understand that/why the people in that country feel antipathy toward Americans, and is modifying their behaviour/educating themselves to overcome those deficiencies.
From the phrase "recovering alcoholic".
No, it's all right, you can invite Crandall to Grandpère's birthday: he's a recovering American.
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Afro Amercian is a term that describes any person who is living in the americas (North America and South America) who is of african descent.
Those Afro-American People In Brazil Are Poor.
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