Dutch Apple

A sexual act, when a lover farts in another lovers mouth while ejaculating on their chest. Also know as the Dutch Apple mustache ride

"Hey baby, you mind if I add a Dutch apple to this face ride?"

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Apple Nuggets

Like chicken nuggets only made of apples

"Watcha eating"
"APPLE NUGGETS!!!!!"

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apple computer

1) a iMac (mac) computer for people who are anti-microsoft
2) a computer made out of a giant apple

I just took a bite outta my apple computer, man, it tasted like apples.

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Horse Apples

Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.

Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.

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Apple-knocker

A hay shaker, hick, or gobby from the country. A country cousin, an unlettered rube.

Get a load of that apple-knocker trying to mail a letter in the fire alarm box!

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trout apples

crunchy like an apple and smells like fish-
putting an apple in a womans vagina for 24 hrs then taking it out putting it on a stick and eating it

that bitch smells like trout apples

that girl makes good trout apples

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Apple Inc.

Apple Inc. is the former Apple Computers.
They changed their name after expanding further then making computers.
So, after the iPhone. They stayed Apple Computers during the production of iPods, because iPods are small computers.

Guy 1: Man, Apple Computers make iPods -- so nice.
Guy 2: Actually sir, they're Apple Inc. now. Ever since the iPhone.
Guy 1: Oh, awesome!
Guy 2: I'd say. Different name, same great quality.

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