A person (often a girl) who sucks dick and smokes weed at the same time.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Daaamn! We were baked like a cake and she started sucking my dick.
Person 1: While you guys were smoking?
Person 2: Yeeeaaah!!!
Person 1: That's a baked hoe you got there! Lucky!!!
the usage of photoshop or any other photo editing program in order to enhance oneself to look tanner, usually resulting in an gross, peachy hue.
did you see susan's new facebook picture?
yeah, she definately digital baked that baby.
Doing a task that accomplishes nothing
Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long
VERB-- When you are high as fuck, then go to a kitchen and begin baking random boxed mixes, then while bake and baking, you then begin a vlog on your camera app.
(resolution for munchies)
(true bake and baking is done )
(you typically do not watch vlog)
"Do you want to 'bake and bake' tonight chief?"
"Hell yeah brother!"
What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.
"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"
Just you know... baking the beans.
An insult to call someone when they have an easy task but make it extremely complicated to the point where it’s not worth doing
Man, we were playing scrabble and they put endometriosis off of dome.
What an Easy Bake Oven
a name for when you don't want to directly name a pregnant person, so you just give them a nickname in hopes that they wont find out about how you've been talking about them all this time.
"hey, did you see ms.easy-bake oven yesterday? she looks like she's been eating non-stop!"
"you aren't supposed to say that, jeremiah."