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An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.
Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*
The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
Like spread eagle, but upside down.
Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.
when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)
John: i gave melissa a bean bat last night
George: EW
Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.
When you’re about to have sex with a girl, say you’ll brake her like Batman, then proceed to pick her up over your head and drop her, kneeing her in the back as she falls. From there, you proceed to fuck her.
Yo I gave this girl a bat breaker last night, she still hasn’t moved since
Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice
'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.