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Tyrone: Hey brotha' you wanna get up on that Yard Bird?
Jerome: Hell Yeah son....Yard Bird and colla' greens
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Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.
Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.
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(n) a smooth, shaved man bag and surrounding area. Can be found often pecking at a naked nest.
1. "Dude, did you see Chris shaved his balls? He's got a naked bird"
2. My naked bird was digging through that bitch's naked nest shortly before it spat all over it.
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Playing Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd in any Turntable.fm lobby regardless of the lobby's genre.
1. Oh god. That guy's Free Birding. Boot him off stage.
2. Anyone up for some Free Birding?
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(Person 1 starts playing Free Bird)
Person 1) I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW
Person 2) OH MY GOD HE'S FREE BIRDING
Person 3) BOOT HIM
Person 4) I love it when people start Free Birding this lobby.
For a full description of the song Free Bird, See KICK ASS
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A person that is currently on any type of drug
Pot got me flying with the birds last night
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A Momma Bird put simply is when a female, (or in some circumstances a gay male) performs oral sex on the male partner until he reaches orgasm, saving the ejaculation excretion in a cavity of the mouth. Then after several passing moments kisses the unaware male partner and ever so gracefully injects the excretion into his mouth.
Before Jill broke up with Austin, she bid him farewell with one last meal, and gave him a Momma Bird. That shit was dope.
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Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.
Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.
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