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A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.
Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!
(This concept was originated in Colorado and debuted in Chicago)
As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
My special lady, Betty, got the quiverjibbles after I laid a perfect Colorado Birthday surprise on her!
Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020
Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)
Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!
Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?
Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.
A wanna be slur predominantly used by (trans)radfems online who think that trans-men/trans-masc people deserve trans-fems harassment that claims that transmascs intentionally pick fights just to later chicken out and claim our "female privilege" to escape accountability for... being harassed ...?they also think it's very serious while it comes from a goddamn tumblr post with no mention of a trans anything in it.
"ofc he'd say that he's such a birthday boy!"
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Free Funny Birthday ecards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.