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When a woman eats mentos then drinks coke and proceeds to suck your penis.
I met this skank at the bar, and I said bitch give me a blowjob. She said only if it's a rabid blowjob you motorboatin son of a bitch!
Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released
Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again