Bro-ho

Brian Holden's Fan-Girls

Brian Holden sure has alot of Bro-Ho's!

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bro knot

a man's hairstyle where the hair is pulled back into a bun. a more manly version of the term man bun.

My barista wears his hair in a bro knot, which makes him look incredibly hot.

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alt bro

A rare lifestyle that combines some elements of being a bro (drinking beer, getting it in) with elements of being a hipster (listens to Bon Iver, stares out of windows while writing philosophy papers) with biddie moments mixed in (complains about not having enough boys' attention).

Friend 1: So these guys have been paying too much attention to me...
Friend 2: God you're such a biddie!
Friend 1: No! I'm not a biddie, I'm a bro! I like to drink beer in shower stalls and stuff like that.
Friend 2: "Cough Cough" Biddie
Friend 1: Whatever, I'm going to listen to some obscure bands while writing this paper about life and stuff. Afterwards I will go smoke and maybe reblog some upside down black and white photos.
Friend 2: Hipster!
Friend 1: I'm not a hipster or a biddie! I'm a bro!
Friend 2: Shut up biddie.
Friend 1: Guys, I am an alt bro.
Friend 2: Whatever, that's not even a real thing...
Friend 1: Time to go make out with some boys!

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NorCal Bro

Generally a douche bag from northern California. Most norcal bro's habitat is Chico State University. A norcal bro is someone who ruins parties because they think they are cool kids.

person 1: who's that fag?
person 2: Dude hes a total norcal bro!

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Lax Bro

Any male individual who plays (or assosiciates those who play) lacrosse. They wear hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair. Their vocabulary consists of, but is not limited to: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc.

Sam:Yo look at those shorts, their soo bro!
Kevin: Yeah, they're almost too bro!
Sam: You can't be too bro, bro!

Steve: Holy shit! Look at those Lax Bros ^^^

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bro bible

a code of conduct for bros to live by to become a more dominant alpha-bro

Stick to the bro bible and you'll be influential to all bros

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Bro-Friend

A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends

The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"

Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped a brutal line on me!

Friend: What was it

Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"

Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!

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