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stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it
dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad
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When you are fucking a girl up the ass on a bed, when you orgasm you cum on her chest and roll her off the bed.
That girl last night was so mean i gave a her a taste of the california cum roll.
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When you stick your foot so far up someone's nostril that they shoot semen out of their ass.
Nothing satifies my foot, nose and ass fetish like a good california sunbeam.
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when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause
GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!
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The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn
-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture
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a girl who would like to have sex while on her period
Boy 1: Dude its my girlfriends time of the month and she wanted to have sex!
Boy 2: Shes such a california darby roll
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when a woman shits on a guys dick and then he bangs her with it .
Yo mikey really gave that hootchie a california fudge slide at the party last night.
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