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The Dirty Bre is when you shove two bags of pop rocks in your mouth before given a blow job, then when he cums you mix the pop rocks and cum and let it foam out of your mouth as you pretend to be a Redheaded Zombie.
I met this girl in Vegas and she gave me a Dirty Bre, it was so good I almost let her bit me after!
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The first, lone, psychotic cop on the edge. Known for his large collars, gigantic tie knots, sportcoats with elbow pads, and his big-ass .44 cannon. Freud suspects that the .44 cannon is compensation. The only man alive who can fire 30 shots out of a six shot revolver without reloading. Also known for his amazing ability to take on large groups of armed men (sometimes with automatic weapons) without dying. Can also kill six people before breakfast, smoke a cigarette afterwards, and be fit for duty again.
Dirty Harry just shot somebody again!
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The act of sitting in perverts row in a strip club and eventually jumping on stage and face-fucking the dancer (male or female) wearing nothing but cowboy boots. Most effective if your droopy balls have liver spots on them and when you finish shooting your creamy cucumber sauce you scream, "Piss On It!!."
Gavin and Max were at the Zanzi the other night and Stewart hopped on stage like a confused critter and gave Mistress Hudson the Dirty Neil!
Gavin - "Did he finish it off with an Angry Dragon?"
Max - "It's called a Dirty Neil you moron, now suck my chocolate cave"
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A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.
Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!
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When you get really drunk and think your getting off but really your just pissing inside a chicks pussy.
John- I'm going to give that bitch a Dirty Drew.
Mike- A Dirty Drew?
John- Yea I'm going to piss up that bitches pussy.
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When you intentionally have anal sex with a girl but make it look like an accident by saying "Whoopseee daisy"
Dude I totally picked up a girl last night and gave her the dirty marshall she will not walk straight for a week.
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The act of raping a little girl while sniffing and groping her just to forget it happened and do it all over again
Someone told me I did a dirty Biden but I don’t remember
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