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Dr. Ian Paisley

1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.

Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!

Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!

Bob: It's all good!

by Honest Bob January 18, 2005

110๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dr. Seuss Weekend

Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.

"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."

by Filthy Mammals March 8, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dr. Fluffy Grits

Proper Noun Dr. Fluffy Grits is a 29 year old computer and cheekie loving coon hunter from Indiana. He has many attributes that make him special. He can suck the creme out of a twinkie without compromising the integrity of the moist cake covering. He can also lick a gummy bear, and immediately identify the color of Nipple Pop's cheekies. He has been known to carry a large purse to protect his goodies...Bambi poison, xanies, now & later panties, and even a 20 inch flat screen monitor.

Dr. Fluffy Grits has a diverse set of interests. He loves grooving to the Pussycat dolls, making out with Nipple Pop, buying low budget porn off slickdeals, listening to some band called Def...something (famous for butchering Skynard classics), playing with goats, and cyber sex.

Dr. Fluffy Grits should be considered very dangerous due to his volatile mood swings attributed to personal issues.

Damnit Dr. Fluffy Grits... Quit writing "google.com" on that goat's ass and get over here to check out these new cheekies!!!

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again February 12, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tl;dr

Too Lazy; Didn't Read

tl;dr originally meant "Too long; didn't read" the abbreviation is often used by people who just can't be bothered to read a piece of text. Many now see the term as meaning "Too Lazy; didn't read"" as a result of misuse.

by Arenquerojo November 21, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dr. J in the ABA

A phrase used to describe the look of a woman's pubic hair when it's unshaven and resembles an afro.

"I was expecting a George Foreman but when I finally got her pants off, it was more like Dr. J in the ABA."

by Brenda Barger July 27, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dr. Laura SezNigga

A hag who has no qualms layin' down the N-word; then reverses herself when her brain catches up to her big mouth.

Dr. Laura SezNigga sure has no qualms droppin' them N-bombs.

by Gadeanz August 14, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flaming Dr. Pepper

Take a shot glass and fill it with 3/4 amaretto and 1/4 with bacardi 151. light it and drop it into a pint of beer. now drink it down. you have created a flaming dr. pepper

dude i was watching this cartoon and the one guy made this flaming dr. pepper drink. i made it and it tasted just like dr.pepper

by peteylove October 21, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž