A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock
what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD
Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.
Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.
Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...
Tod: alright man talk to me about it..
(shit got too emotional)
An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm
This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.
Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level
Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin
That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .
Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!
A guy thinking stealing 200 would make me mad 😠lol I'll spend that a trick and still have 7000