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The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.

Moses smoked weed with The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)

by Proxy November 16, 2016


Dank crank

when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock

I dank crank my butt fart

by fartlicker67 January 13, 2022


Dank flies

what you call flies when they flyin in your face tryin to eat at your dank XD

Ted: yo man I think Im like trippin balls dude, I keep seeing flies in my face.

Tod: nah that's just a bitch ass dankfly, we don't worry bout them dank flies they cant get at your shit man just keep smokin.

Ted: man im dealin with some troubles man all this test stress man...

Tod: alright man talk to me about it..

(shit got too emotional)

by thebuttholewrangler January 3, 2014


Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 4, 2017


dank batman

Dank batman is a form of batman on a whole new level

Jeez dank batman is killin with his sidekick roobin

by Hsjajsnsb August 14, 2017


dank toes

That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .

Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!

by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017


Dank and Money

A guy thinking stealing 200 would make me mad 😠 lol I'll spend that a trick and still have 7000

dank and money is stuip

by The Guy u want 2 know March 20, 2022