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post quartum depression

Coming out of quarantine with BIG loneliness vibes like you’re reminiscing for all the times u been out w your ppl, but OH, that was several boyfriends ago.

Lauren got post quartum depression BAD. Only friends she got left are the teenagers she play Fortnite with AND now they ghosting her too! Must be why she b posting photos of kids that ain’t his on fb.

by Vicki Veritas May 24, 2021


post-traveling depression

The all consuming pain that takes over your life when you return home after traveling for a long period of time. The feeling that something is missing or something is wrong. It is a devastating, depressing fase in your life, that will very likely be one of the hardest things you have to go through.

The feeling of not belonging and always missing little pieces of your heart is something you have to learn to live with.

P1 "my life doesn't make any sense, I don't feel comfortable in my own home"
P2 "wow, that sounds horrible"
P1 "yeah, I'm having a post-traveling depression"

by LeonoraChristina November 11, 2015


pre-fart depression

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.

Son, take your pills for your pre-fart depression

by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017


meh look depressed

cuz i am

meh look depressed; cuz i am

by meepomeepmep November 19, 2020


Post-Christmas Depression

That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.

John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.

by TheSantaClaus December 24, 2011


post-LOSTdom depression

the incredible sinking feeling leading up to and devastating depression following the finale of the hit TV show LOST, leaving you fulfilled knowing it's over, yet so very empty, because, well, it's over.

Person 1: I'm kind of concerned about Adam today...do you know what's wrong?
Person 2: Do YOU know that LOST ended last night so that's why he's locked himself in his room, turned off the lights, and continues to say the numbers as he cries himself to sleep?
Person 3: Oh yeah, my doctor warned me about post-LOSTdom depression... I told him not to worry because I watch Grey's Anatomy and that makes me cry all the time. So then I said he should probably worry about that...

Person 1: You should probably not ask Janell to do much today. Or Kim. Or Shawna. Or Andy. Or. Terry. Or any LOST fan for that matter. They're suffering from post-LOSTdom depression.
Person 2: Maybe they could just start watching House...?
Person 1: Shut your face. You really don't get it. They practically lived on that island.

by VreeSquibcakes May 23, 2010


Post Balldum depression

The gloomy feeling you get right after you masturbate due to the realization of how lonely you are.

Dude i just jacked it, and now i got post balldum depression!

by MrPrimeribs April 16, 2011