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The act of discretely cupping a fart in your hand and then pretending to offer to shake someone’s hand. As the hand is offered in pseudo-friendship it is jerked swiftly upwards and the crumbly air biscuit is thrown into the face of the recipient.
"Nice to meet you Mr Smith" said Mr Brown as he discretely cupped his fart. "Nice to meet you too" said Mr Smith, holding out his hand in greeting. The exchange is sealed by a Dutch Handshake as Mr Brown offers his hand, only to throw the gaseous faeces into Mr Smith’s face at the last second.
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It is a treatment for men who suffer of premature ejaculation. The treatment involves a man having sex with a dutch girl who proceeds, after a premature ejaculation, to defecate on the mans chest. This treatement helps men who suffer of PE, to hold on to their semen longer while having sexual intercourse with a woman and/or man.
John: "Hey dude I ejaculate too fast and my woman does not like it! I've tried everything, even extasis, and nothing works. What can I do?"
Tito: "Dude, get a dutch chocolate! I know this dutch girl Marieke, she knows whats up!"
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someone who tries too hard to fit into another culture and is a dick about it.
Luis thinks he's the shit but he is such a dutch dick, he only went to Mexico for like a summer and now he thinks he is hispanic because he parades his sombrero, and speaks three licks of Spanish by saying, "Hola me llamo, Luis."
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the male grabs his penis and the woman grabs his arm and works it for him or two guys each grab there dicks with one hand then there free hand works the other guys arms
oh yeah shadoe that feels so great but i think u should gvie me a dutch motorboat
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To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.
I dutch ovened my wife last night!
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A traditional wedding celebration practiced by the people of the Netherlands, a small country in North-Western Europe. The ceremony differs little from traditional anglo-saxon christian weddings, except for two regards. First, the ceremony *must* be held in a tent (traditionally made from wool). Secondly, at the end of the ceremony, as the speeches are concluded, a team of men (usually the groom's best friends, but may include siblings of the bride) knocks the pegs that hold the tent in pace out, causing it to fall upon the assembled guests inside. At which point, someone must shout "DUTCH WEDDING!", and all inside will begin passing wind, thus creating one giant dutch oven. It is believed that this was developed in the face of other cultures spreading into dutch lands, where the only people willing to partake in this ceremony are the Dutch, and so would maintain ethno-cultural solidarity.
Alex: Hey Tim, me and Nirali are getting married, you're invited!
Tim: Is it going to be a Dutch wedding ?
Alex: Yes
Tim: Gross!
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The act of blowing your nose into your hand and getting it all snotty and wet and giving a guy a hand job. They are commonly done in the winter in Holland because many people have runny noses at that time of year.
I had a runny nose so I gave this dude a Dutch Handshake!
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