being so hardcore about a band that it becomes your life to promote and basically stalk that band until everyone you know loves them. then you move on to the next band.
Dude, he just found out about Johnny Apple Eyes and is in total el cantador mode about it.
A way to call your buddy out on his bullshit story when virgin ears are in range.
"...so she grabs my junk and drags me back to her house."
El Torro Poopoo, man.
El parle Loco is the nickname of Greek driller Paul Rentaris. Paul Rentaris loves to enjoy time with his family especially in the bedroom with them. He hates Nate2Krazy as Nate is not incest like him
"OMG its El Parle Loco!"
Unlike when someone pulls your card (throws you under the bus), the El Paso Card is pulled when you are at the urinal in your office building, you fart, and then right away someone walks in and says hello to you using your name, thus announcing to those in the stalls it was you who just ripped one.
Mike is standing at the urinal and farts. Phil walks in and says, "Yo what's up Mike?!" Pat comes out of the stall, looks at Mike and says, "Damn Mike. Phil just pulled your El Paso Card."
town consisting of rich white trumpies. where kids pretend to be ghetto tping houses and stirring up fake drama to keep their lives interesting.
hey have you visited el dorado hills? yeah, never again!
A queef.
Oh man, she was great in the sack until she let out this total el taco boom from her va-jay-jay.
Noun. The El Nino Effect is a tropical weather system pattern that does stuff and we don't know what, neither do meteorologists. Which is why they use, this term when they don't know what the fuck is going on, just to cover their asses and to make them sound intelligent. As well as, to give the impression that there is "skill" involved in fortune telling. Oh, I mean meteorology.
Meteorologist: Hey we have this crazy tropical storm coming but we don't know what the fuck it's doing or why. What do we tell the public?
Head Meteorologist: *looks at the doppler radar* I don't know why the fuck its doing that.... tell them it's El Nino Effect.
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