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The greatest combination to ever exist
dude 1: dude im so bored
dude 2: try eating Food with Youtube
dude 1: holy shit
It isn’t food. It slightly resembles food. Barely edible.
The school food tastes like ass but I’m hungry.
When her hips buck away from your mouth while you're performing oral on her
Her pussy turned into fast food when my tongue went deep into her cervix
Worthless idiots who can't understand the fact that people need to fuel their bodies to stay alive, and thus feel motivated to make asinine comments whenever they see someone eating.
Food Police: OMG you guys are eating THAT?
Normal Person 1: Yes, we're eating dinner. Holy crap, alert the media.
Normal Person 2: *snickers*
Food Police: But don't you know that -
Normal Person 2: What, that people have the right to eat the foods they like, in order to fuel their bodies? We sure do!
Normal Person 1: Exactly. Seems like you're the only one here that's confused.
Food Police: <staggers away, looking absolutely horrified>
Stronk Food is the best steam user in the world, if you want to add him as friend well do it. Stronk Food is very polite, if you want to play a game with him then just ask (the game has to be a game that Stronk Food and you have).
Oh Hello Stronk Food! That Stronk Food guy is very good at playing. Add meh as frend stronk food!!!!!