Top Game

Head, blow job, fellatio.

That girl needs to work on her top game!

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pound game

The male art of delivering pleasurable, skillful, and or seemingly experienced sexual intercourse(either vaginal or anal)

Mike: "Man how did you get her to a start cooking for you every day,?"

Tim: "I had to put that pound game on her."

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gaming pc

a pc built with certain parts that runs video games

OH M8 MY GAMING PC IS TOO MLG I GET 74836778577387873847765 FPS AT 345673578923567673258756389326589235762389457639563659786235789235K

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the toast game

its a game where guys sit around a piece of toast and cum on it. the last person to cum on the toast has to eat it.

"i am god at the toast game. i beat johnny so bad, i think he's phlacid."

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pre-gaming

Drinking several alcoholic beverages or using illegal drugs before going to a larger function in preparation of getting wordtoasted/word.

Before going to the bar, I started pre-gaming around 7.

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video games

What us geeks and nerds did before anyone else, back when they weren't cool, or 3d, or anything. Now, it's an international phenomenon helping us get fat, lazy, and girlfriends over the internet, with jocks as well as any playing stuff from halo to oblivion, wow, grand turismo, zelda, or anything else we all like.

Video games are the bane of human existence. And we will love them forever.

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Game of Life

Its a game with simple rules:

If someone 'in the game' asks you a question and you respond with any answer containing the word 'mine' you have to do 10 push ups, straight away without delay (in the middle of a football match, lecture ect).

To do the push ups you must be asked by another member of the game. If the person who asks is not a memeber then it does not count.

If you delay for any reason you have to do 100 push ups.

If you deny you are in the game after saying 'mine' and get cought out, by another member of the game, you have to do 100 push ups.

Once joining the game the only way to quit is to do 1000 push ups.

Any disputes are to be settled by a 'kangaroo court' of three people who are in the game. (usually the people who witnessed the dispute).

Push ups cannot be completed over multiple sittings. Breaks can be taken while completing the required number of push ups but the penalised player cannot leave the push up position while taking these breaks.

The exemptions to the game are; If you are refering to 'mine' as in a land'mine' or a 'mine' as in a place where shit gets dug up.

That crazy fool stupidly got himself into the game of life

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