When someone is going on and on saying things they think you want to hear. Telling you random lies so they can get in with you. The biggest bull shitter of all time.
He is the biggest blow George I’ve ever seen.
A racist twat who’s birthday is on 13th of November his best friend and bum buddy is Bryce who is good in bed. A George Kirk has a chode the size of an ant and Bryce has bolacks of steel if u see a George Kirk there is a national month to kick him in the balls and punch him in nose
Hey u see George Kirk what a prick he likes ass
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER
HEY!
BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE
PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE
THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
George eccles :I have fallen into a river in lego city
Man 2:HEY
Man 3:build the rescue helicopter
A great conservative patriot who said in 1984 that peak communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word.
"I AM BEING SILENCED BY THE WOKE MOB! 1984 GEORGE ORWIN!"
The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!
He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!