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german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.

When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.

by kittnclaw September 3, 2014


The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018


German Shepherds

Another way of saying natural enormous breast

Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest

by Yoooooolmaooo September 23, 2019


German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 17, 2022


german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.

by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015


German legs

Something that you could eat

"yes I had some German legs"

by Sash.lame August 17, 2020


german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 17, 2021