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An extremely clumsy individual with a horse face, ridiculous high hair and tendancy to come up with alot of ridiculous ideas and schemes.
Hey Jerry, that Kramer is a real Hipster Dufus
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That hipster fuckboy over there opened the door for me then said I got a nice ass.
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A Think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. Also called a "faux" hipster. They usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like Drake, Lil Wayne, and Kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they're all mainstream rappers.
Thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like Kanye and Nicki Minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. They pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.
They mainly listen to crappy mainstream hip-hop like Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, and Plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying "I'm sorry but I like this one Gucci Mane song" when their whole tumblr postage is about some crappy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem "Diverse"
Hipster 1: Is that guy a hipster?
Hipster 2: No he's think hipsters
Thick Hipster : Sup!
Hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake Kanye
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Almost like a tumblr girl just clashed with a dark side and.. Sensitive.. They are actually generous and nice people!
Punk Hipster girls tend to think that anything can go good with black combat boots. They usually wear dark make up, a little, or none at all. There's no inbetween. They love black leather jackets and skirts. They also tend to have a artsy side. They may seem dark and really attractive and seem full of rebellion on the outside but once you get to know them they are the most kind girls out there. Very stereotypical but sometimes do self harm. They might play guitar and sing a bit. If you win their heart over then don't take it for granted...
Punk Hipster boys are the keepers. They might seem all bad on the outside with their leather jackets Doc Martin boots for males and maybe be smoking a cigarette. But when there is that one special person that really gets to them they end up being the biggest cuddly bear. Their personality is key. They might self harm. They tend to see more than a girls appearance which is absolutely awesome (they don't mind if she's overweight) If you get a punk hipster boy then always keep his heart in a safe place...A place he won't get hurt..
Wrong: Iggy Iggs :Fancy, Justin Bieber :Heartbreaker, anything else usually on pop radio..
Right: The Orwells, Sleeping with Sirens, 5sos, Black Veil Brides, Pierce The Viel, Blink 182, Arcade Fire, One Direction (rare), Nirvana, Lana Del Rey (also rare), Arctic Monkeys
Girl 1: Hey emo bitch!
Girl 2: Yeah go cut yourself skank!
*girl gives them a glare*
Punk Hipster girl: Don't you have to suck some a random Jocks dick? You look prettier when you do..
*smirks and walks away*
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Whereas a Hipster likes things before they were cool. An Anti-Hipster is someone who prefers to like things after everyone else has liked it.
Why did the Hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank coffee before it was cool.
Why did the Anti-Hipster freeze his tongue?
Because he drank coffee after it was cool.
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A jugallo that doesn't follow the hipster trend, because it's too mainstream, and at the same time chooses not to follow any other trend.
Look there's a hipster jugallo, you don't see too many of them around. Not like those hipsters, they're everywhere.
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oh man... OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is pretentious hipster talk. Normal hipsters can be alright, but what makes a pretentious hipster different is that they are pretentious as fuck. Pretentious hipsters don't look for new information out of boredom like normal people. To a pretentious hipster, information is something to win arguments with. A way to be the smartest guy in the room. A pretentious hipster is the kind of person who wore his beliefs on his sleeve in highschool. The kind of person who vomits them everywhere at parties, often with an acoustic guitar close at hand. A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean. They are the people that drove Kerouac to drink himself to death.
Pretentious Hipster man: "I SO intellectually dominated that guy at borders. As if he knew anything about Faulkner. GOD! it was like something out of a Wes Anderson movie!"
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