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Legen.....wait for it.....dary! legendary!
"hey, did u watch how i met your mother last night?"
"How I Met Your Mother rocked my brain hole."
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How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
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It's a British sort of joke phrase such that when asked the reply or answer is:
Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean.
My father used to ask me this when I was young and it was told to me as,
"Two beans, a bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
After looking at various sources trying to figure out why anyone started saying this at all, I came across many versions. They all seem to contain most of the following parts in some arrangement: two beans, a bean, bean and a half and half a bean. I decided on this version because if listen you can hear the rhythm like a poem.
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean."
Oddly about 1 in 5 of the answers didn't actually add up to 5 beans.
The father turned to his little boy and asked, "How many beans make 5?" To which his son replied with great enthusiasm,
"Bean, bean, bean and a half, half a bean and a bean!"
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What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.
how do i vent like...??? - Pink
The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.
Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!
The perfect example of how a clueless newbie would react if he hasn't read the manual
In Spider Man for the playstation 1: How do I shot web?
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The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.
Father: How many goats are YOU worth?
Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?
Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.
Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...
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