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Cowboy

Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.

The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.

by Solid Mantis December 23, 2019


cowboy

gangsta of the wild west

he is a cowboy for sure

by cowboyman100 February 21, 2023


cowboy

a delicacy composed of bagel, turkey, barbecue sauce, and cheese.

Person 1: I'm gonna go grab a cowboy before the football game, wanna come with?

Person 2: Nah, I had a philly steak and cheeze like 10 minutes ago

by analfriends September 28, 2007


cowboy nap

Where a cowboy lays down on his back, puts his hat over his face and whatever happens, happens.

How about we have a cowboy nap, just us eight?

by cowboynapbandit October 29, 2017


Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014


keyboard cowboy

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.

The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”

by silviasm September 3, 2022


Cocaine cowboy

A drug trafficker who illegally stores and traffics crack cocaine from one location to another, like a Cowboy who herds cattle. Hence the name, Cocaine cowboy.

"Before his incarceration, Jimmy was a Cocaine cowboy who shipped crack from Columbia to the south coast US.

by Psssuuuuu December 15, 2022