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a man living or born in a rural area.
mattholmes.io/about is a country man.
A state of bliss achieved when drinking vodka and juice boxes at a casino and playing slot machines before going to a dive bar to get laid in the back room. It is most often an exclamation to describe that situation. Draw backs can include losing your money and having sweat and regret sex, and possibly raw leaning.
Girl, what are we doing tonight?
COUNTRY CASH!!!
The act of doing something only someone from a country setting would do, such as: mudding, chewing tobacco, putting up fences, feeding calves, etc.
“I’ve been busy country bucking today, I had to help my uncle on his farm.”
“The FFA club went country bucking on their field trip today.”
Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
When your s/o doesnt realize you have a lip in and gives you a kiss. Resulting in an exchange of fluids
When your s/o grabs the Pepsi bottle in your car and takes a swig not realizing it's your spitter
Ex. I cant even drink around him without getting the old country hello
The best type of music ever other than rock and roll
Maren Morris is not country music
"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
have you heard that key and peele tried making country music