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Are you playing Minecraft dawg?
Naw nigga I’m doing some drugs
The game only true legends play and where many men of god spent their childhood consisting of hitting trees, building, killing mobs, screaming, griefing, parody songs and little kids
friend:"yo, you wanna hit up the fort?"
me:"No im not a cringe lord im playing minecraft!"
friend: "don't make me kill your minecraft dog"
me: "Never commit a sin so immense i will commit seppuku and burn you and your family with the rath of a thousand suns like my father before me of the Spanish inquisition!"
Minecraft is a game that is better than fortnite
Person 1: Fortnite is better than Minecraft
Person 2: bishhhhhh not anymore 🤪🤪🤪
Minecraft is a game where you can do anything you want. You can kill your friends, commit suicide, or even fuck a cow!! In this game you can use mods to watch villagers fuck!! I love it!!! You can get all your friends and use the mod together!! I use a different mod though. In this mod you can fuck villagers yourself!!!
I FUCKED VILLAGERS IN MINECRAFT!!!
A block game that is overlooked because of a toxic child filled community
Hey bro, do you play Minecraft?
Nah, I hate it. It’s a kids game.
A multiplayer game, that you can play with friends, do parkour, roleplays, survive and creative, its hard at first, but when you know the game its easy.....
Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things
Guy 1: THIS GAME, minecraft IS SO STUPID
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol
the greatest fucking game in the world
Reymond: Yo minecraft is sick man!
Jay: yeah bro this is the best game ever fuck those fortnite scrubs