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An extremely disturbing, and disgusting, fan fiction, originally published on livejournal. It features Ryden, the pairing of Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco, performing BDSM-like acts in a detailed matter. It's followed by the sequel: In My Mouth. Upon discovery of The Milk Fic, Brendon Urie videoed his response. I suggest anyone who reads this, and faces it with nonchalance, may need to spend a bit of time, or a long period of time, away from the Fan Fiction scene. Or better yet, don't read it to begin with.
The Milk Fic was removed due to being copied constantly, I wish it had stayed that way.
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A penis of impressive girth, resembling the dimensions of a UK pint bottle of milk.
Has great potential for destruction or ruination of the recieving partner.
Ann: Why Billie you are walking a little strange today!
Billie: Yeh, that guy i took home last night was a real milk bottle, i just couldnt face seconds this morning.
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It's a steak boiled in milk and honey.
"I'll take the milk steak with a side of raw jelly beans, please."
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Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.
It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.
Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.
My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back
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When the girl needs some milk so a boy gotta milk her(as in the boy fucking her brains out)
Girl1- I need sex
Boy2- Girl come here and let me milk you
Me: haaaa you need some milk :ppp
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Jungkooks wife. He will protect banana milk at all costs... just don’t drink the last one.
Jin: kook where’s all the banana-
Jk: right next to me
Banana milk means the world to Jungkook
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a comeback to call a white person when they call you a blackie.
Emily: "Move blackie"
Nariyah: "I'm not listening to a milk maggot!"
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