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A holiday created by Cyndirella (boardie) due to the misconception that some lyrics in the song "Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner" said "Heavy Irish Pepper Day is a Febuary day" and now Febuary 4th is Heavy Irish Pepper Day.
Happy Heavy Irish Pepper Day!
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When you quit drinking from New Year's Day until St. Patrick's Day.
"Hey bro you want to go out drinking for the Super Bowl?" "Nah I can't, I'm in Irish AA until St. Patrick's Day."
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When you go on a 48+ hour bender, and aren't able to remember anything
He turned 21. He just got back from his Irish Vacation.
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Noun A female who likes to get intoxicated on the cheap ghetto wine Wild Irish Rose
"Me and my girl are some wild irish hoes,all we like to shwill on is wild irish rose"
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When a person is supposed to show up somewhere but he no calls and no shows because he drank too much alcohol.
Tim: "I drank a bunch of whiskey and made an Irish entrance to the wedding reception. I'm a bad person."
Chris: "Yeah dude. Your sister was pissed that you weren't there. You were supposed to give the toast."
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The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.
He pounced upon his foe and gave him a full on Irish Horseshoe
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A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.
"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"
"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"
"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"
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