Russian Visit

The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.

Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?

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russian dugout

A Russian Dugout, how do I put this beautiful word into context. Well a Russian Dugout has a man and woman involved, first let your woman take a shit in your mouth, then the man swishes the shit around his mouth to fully coat. When all his said and done a man eats the woman's pussy out with her own shit on the man's tongue. The Russian Dugout is for adventurous people who aren't afraid to be dirty, real dirty.

That couple is so dirty, they probably have done the Russian Dugout countless times.

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orange russian

If Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin had a baby.

I'd love to be an orange russian, my parents would be two of the most powerful people in the world!

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Russian Corkscrew

A sexual move in which the man places a woman on his dry erection and continues to spin her in circles until she reaches the bottom, hinting the term "corkscrew."

Yoo! My nigga Boyd watched me Russian Corkscrew the shit outta this one chick last night.

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russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

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russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole

Leonard Lewis likes Russian handcuffs

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Russian Roulette

When a man has sex with two or more women at the same time in pitch darkness intending to impregnate one of the women with his "baby bullet". The woman "chosen at random" will be known as the loser and will be required to raise the child.

I played Russian Roulette with Laura and Lindsey two weeks ago. Lindsey is pregnant. Looks like she lost.

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