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Jesus Handles

The handles inside a car by the seats that be hung on to when swerving around tight corners and yelling "JESUS!"

Alice hung on with all her might to the Jesus Handles and yelled the accompanying expression as Luke took a tight corner.

by Indigo Starr March 5, 2010

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high on jesus

Elated in a religious fashion mostly found in born again christians and recovering alchoholics. Constantly preaching christian values and quoting the bible.

Your mom is so high on jesus I can't stand it.

by xylena June 23, 2006

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Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

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Zombie Jesus

Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.

"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"

by Rhett Dangler April 5, 2010

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jesus awesome

the opposite of god awful

That pizza was jesus awesome.

by II VeZ II January 11, 2009

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Jesu Marimba !

An exclamation of affirmation or surprise.

{from the first "Batman" movie, uttered by Jack Nicholson as the "Joker" on seeing a photo of Kim Bassinger}

Jesu Marimba !, what a day on the Pond

by Pondragon June 16, 2010

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jesus tits

expression of shock

"jesus tits, that womans got a big rack!"

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

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