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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says

teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023


Pretty Cheese

To say that's pretty cheese is to say something is good, great, or OP

Bruh the minions in clash are pretty cheese when there's no air defense

by Those are my lucky charms May 25, 2017


pretty baby boy

Kobe

Kobe would be considered handsome, but he is just 4 months, that makes him a pretty baby boy.

by April 22, 2022


Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

by negutits June 24, 2014


thats pretty bernie

when you feel the burn

*burns hand by touching hot chicken wing*
"thats pretty bernie"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020


two pretty best friends

Lee Jooyoung and IU

Two pretty best friends will probably star in WL together

by montiny1117 May 28, 2022