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So short the it rains magical unicorns with their buttholes spread wide open for his short Peter Pan Eskimo dick
Unicorns and Eskimos approve of Jacobs dick cause it’s imaginary:
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Incredibly hot beast
Loves basketball
Giant penis
That guy is such a "Jacob Myers"
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Used to describe someone who never fully developed.
"You may look like stinky jacobs today, but one day you'll look like..."
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He is intimidating at first but he grows on you and you learn to like him as a great friend and also he bashes the absolute shit out of people who try to hurt you.
Jacob Young just bashed the shit out of someone!
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a Swedish hockey player, drafted 2008 first round in the NHL Entrey Draft by the New Jersey Devils
most likely is going to be a totally unstoppable player in a few years
Jacob Josefson just scored us the goal that made us the Stanley Cup Champions.
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A very sweet person who cares very deeply for his fans
Jacob Sartorius is such a sweet boy.
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A boy who is now a singer/ songwriter one of the best people his fandom has ever seen. Jacob Sartorius is a boy who has brown hair and brownish eyes. He is the best person you will ever know. He is also someone that you will call ugly names but when you get to know him you fall in love.
Sartorian: OMG JACOB SARTORIUS
Jacob Sartorius: Hey guys nice to meet you
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