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Rita: I got a new purse
Nita: :lol: it's out of fashion
Rita: U jelly gum?
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a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior
my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(butter) on the inside
so its peanut butter and jelly
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The male jacks off, takes jizz in both hands and slowly but surely rubs it on a fat females back like tanning lotion and proceeds to motorboat her back rolls.
Bro, darius did that glazed jelly roll shit last night. hes disgusting.
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When a guy ejaculates into his hand and holds it in his loosely-closed fist. At an appropriate time, he squeezes his fist in the face of his partner and the ejaculation squirts out of the side of his fist like the jelly out of a donut.
Would you like a jelly-filled donut?
*squirt*
Tastes good doesn't it?
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:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man
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always there when ya need her, most reliable person i know! and wot makes it worse not only is she the cleverest person i no but one of the most gorgeous people too!
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Eating jelly beans is a euphemism used by teenagers that means eating ass. The phrase comes originated in the Bay Area and is typically used there and in other parts of Northern California.
The guy got drunk and started rambling about his love of eating jelly beans
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