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When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
A complete moron
He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious
Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again
After taking damage in most video games you will become invincible for a short while and can sometimes use that to bypass obstacles (this is most commonly used in platformers) and your character will be considered I Frame Johnson
Chat: "haha you took damage!"
Raysfire: "don't worry guys, we're gonna be I Frame Johnson to dodge these enemies"
Chat: "you're bald"
When you have an in-person conversation with somebody whilst you are on the toilet. It's often used as a power move to intimidate or dominate others, by making them feel uncomfortable.
My boss pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson to intimidate the two business men.
The litteral hottest person on the planet
Man Ian Johnson's mom is so hot.
a derogatory term for a actual idiot
Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
Lime Jello made with any desired combination of water and Everclear. Like a massive jello shot on crack but cheaper. You can even add marshmallows or fruit to the mixture to disguise the Everclear taste even more.
After my Hobos Green Johnson was done setting, I "enhanced" it by pouring more Everclear into it.
Jimmy: What did you do last night?
Mike: Beats the hell out of me, the last thing I remember was eating half a gallon of Hobos Green Johnson...
Jimmy: You idiot, everybody knows you make that with EVERCLEAR, not vodka!