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jordan sawchuk

one of a kind dick, but amazing person smells like ass but amazingness at once will rip your head of but save a bunny from a tree but hates everything and everone but still love yous with a mediocre size wang and is a baller

i threw up on jordan sawchuk

by joyce johnson marry May 17, 2011

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Jordan Way

Person with a big dick who fucks everyone he sees. He's kinda like a pimp but better

Man that guy over there is a big Jordan Way

by Milkyway Gaming May 3, 2016

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoe and Jordan

Couple that is mfeo

"OMG! Zoe and Jordan need to get married!"

by DI2802 September 14, 2013

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Michael Jordan

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!

by Go Backz December 2, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž


jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2010

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jordan adams

300 pound Tubby lard that argues everything and thinks he knows everything.

Imagine being Jordan Adams.

by Lthanksman November 18, 2019

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pulling a Jordan

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..

"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."

by Jack Sears November 7, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž