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Jordan Way

Person with a big dick who fucks everyone he sees. He's kinda like a pimp but better

Man that guy over there is a big Jordan Way

by Milkyway Gaming May 3, 2016

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Jordan Packer

a person who likes to offer little boys popsicles out of the back of his big white van. Has a very tiny penis and likes to take pictures of guys asses. Registered child molester.

Me: "Did you hear about that guy who got arrested for raping kids at chuckee cheese?"
You: "Yeah he was such a Jordan Packer. "

by peacelover572 August 2, 2011

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Zoe and Jordan

Couple that is mfeo

"OMG! Zoe and Jordan need to get married!"

by DI2802 September 14, 2013

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Michael Jordan

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!

by Go Backz December 2, 2006

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jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2010

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Jordan kun

An incredibly hot asian ninja girl who would rip your testicles off as soon as look at you. She wears a full suit of black leather - on her it's not a cliche - and if you ever laid eyes on her, her cold and commanding presence would inflict heart-stopping terror upon you as you feared for your life. She's more likely to rip your kidneys out and then kill you than give you the time of day, but that hardly matters because she's so god damn sexy, and getting killed by her would give you a boner hard enough to break titanium.
No one knows where she came from, but there are rumors that she had her heart broken and disappeared for several years before re-emerging as the cold, hard assassin we know now. This rumor may be true, as it explains the small metal statue of a demon-fox invariably found embedded in her victims' hearts, with no sign of an entrance wound. She has eluded armies and slain kings, and is one assassin to be much feared.

-Did you hear that George just fell over dead during the rally yesterday ~Yeah, I heard there was a statue inside his body. -Jordan kun must have got him. He was a player.

by Dooooomsauce August 16, 2011

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Jordan Elliott

Like Paulie Bleaker, Mclovin, or that one cool guy you know. Acts like a jackass and is flirtatious

Jessica: you know Joe?
Rachel: Yea! he's such a Jordan Elliott

by Joebichen April 23, 2009

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