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When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.
I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.
When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.
" have you seen the new Lonestar music video, its a Kentucky moonshine! "
You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!
After eating a hefty plate of baby back ribs, one partner assumes an upside-down, cross-legged position on an elevated surface while the other runs circles around the first. Both partners expel their barbecue-fueled farts, resulting in a swirling vortex of methane.
To ensure proper execution, the upside-down partner must unleash a cry of "Howdy do!" in a long drawn-out fashion, spurring the partner in motion to increase their revolution speed, thus resulting in a very powerful, odorous whirlwind.
Partner 1: Have you thought about that thing I asked you earlier?
Partner 2: Oh right, the Kentucky Whirlwind? Yeah totally, I'll give it a shot.
Partner 1: Okay, did you defrost the ribs like I asked?
Partner 2: What ribs?
Partner 1: I want a divorce, Susan.
When someone swirls their tongue around the head of a cock as fast as possible.
Man last night she gave me the good old Kentucky whirlwind and it blew my mind!
When you stick a drum stick in your arsehole and eat it.
Danny held me down and performed a Kentucky Chungus; In order to provide proper nutrition to the team before the big game.
“I wanna Kentucky Moms Slay.”
“Do you want to see my therapist..?”