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When the male shits in a condom freezes it into a long shape and starts penetrating the female with the long beef stick in her Juice Wallet
We decided to slip a Kentucky Beef Stick
When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.
I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.
A little ghetto city outside of Cincinnati that is known for violence and drugs.
Me: “Are you going to Erlanger Kentucky tonight? “
Friend: “Yes, that’s why Im bringing my Glock and my syringes.”
When you’re fisting a girl while using a roll of quarters as a fist pack.
My girl asked me for $10 so I gave her the Kentucky coinslot.
letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it
I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!
When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.
I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.
A Kentucky Jackslap is when oneself ejaculates into their dominant hand and walks down the street and then slaps an unsuspecting victim, thus completing the Kentucky Jackslap.
I never knew that my sperm had more than one use until I came to know the Kentucky Jackslap.