A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal
lilly gave shane a rat on a log
A pussy that can handle a dick as big as a log
*after sex* Damn baby you gotta log chute between your legs!
Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
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When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.
"Dude she got the sloppy log last night!"
N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.
I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.
“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”