A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.
I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.
The small bulge in a ladies trousers where thigh meets genitals.
Mary's trousers were so tight, when she got out of the car after me I could see her muff line.
Full blown, unshaven pubic hair on a va-J-J. Not trimmed at all.
My high school friend likes 80’s muff, he doesn’t believe in razors , Or Nair.
Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.
A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .
Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.
Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .
The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.
Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."